I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
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I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
my nose is crying tears of wow.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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