did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
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