yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real