I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
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Do you always count when you pee?
That's not a long time at all! I've peed for a timed minute track teams are weird
This must be a female, my record is 2 minutes 20 seconds. One of those really slow, steady streams where u don't even feel like ur peeing. Before my iPhone I always timed my pisses out of boredom, ADD much?
I'd say after a good few hours of sex I've probably went past a full minute peeing, but I can't confirm that because, well..... who the fuck times themselves peeing?!
10:43 has cancer.... In his neener neener neener!!!
I've peed for a minute 26 seconds before
Ha, that was 4 years ago, doubt it's cancer. Thanks for the concern though...
cider kegger... 2:05. I timed it because I knew it was gonna be long... props to 10 43
That's uhm... Attractive.
Have your prostate checked.
In soviet russia most people dont even live for 26 seconds
So? I'm still peeing from last night.
jesus i must have some problems i take a 1 min piss every other day
WHO GIVES A FUCK???
Seriously?...I honestly did it for at least 50 seconds this morning...effing ridiculous.
You time how long you pee for?? Get a real fuckin life loser
ITT: LOSERS BRAGGING ABOUT HOW MUCH URINE THEIR WORN OUT, SAGGING, STRETCHED OUT BLADDERS CAN HOLD.
FUCK THIS SHIT.
10:43 totally has cancer. Might want to get that checked out :)
I don't know who you pansies are on this page but my average is 30 seconds and my long record is 1minute 45 seconds. I don't have cancer. I drink like a fish. pansies.
My record is 52. When you drink a 30, anything is possible. ANYTHING IS POSSIBULLLLLLLLLLALLLLL!!!!!!111!!1!!1!!!!!!
That's not very impressive.
Record is 87 seconds. Had three big gulps, but like hell if Im gonna leave Avatar in 3d to pee
thats fucking nothing i guarantee ive done longer
U made me giggle 5:55.
That's pussy shit I get 45 on average my best is around a minute I think I drink too much
why the hell are people so mean?? Why can't we just laugh at how excited this person was? It was funny, assholes.
Chump. I've shit for longer.
did you get out of bed first?
Daddy has deep pockets
Is your dick as small as your bladder is?
why the hell is this on here? 26 seconds is probably the average time it takes someone to go if they were holding in for a while. nothing special. fuck this shit.
Yeah I've passed 40 seconds on several occasions, full stream, no trickle. Could be a chick sending this text? Idk if chicks pee for as long as guys do?
9:19 that's fucked up. Does she call you 'Daddy' ?
Im a girl and no 26 seconds isnt even impressive if your a girl..I should of timed mine last night..it was insane I was bitching that I couldn't stop.
Why did you time it?
yeaaaa im a girl and i peed for about 3 minutes one time. and like 6:04 said, it was cause i held it during a movie.
Is it that small that u have to bend over? Haha!! Burn!!
Did you get the pee shiver?!
well, you're standin there, aiming at the toilet/urinal/shower drain/sink. Not exactly much you can do, and counting is occasionally entertaining.
That's nothing two minutes on film. Over flowed the portch. Kinda feel sorry for the owner
2:47....it's a guy thing. I take pride in my piss. My gf actually times it with me
FAKE. Get a life loser
I've went up to around a minute and a half, so this is nothing.
ok...i pee for 30 seconds everytime. just because your small bitch bladder set a new career high doesn't mean you're special
my record is 1:20. I was watching Inglorious Basterds and it was right at the end so I knew I couldnt miss it. I knew it was going to be an epic pee so I timed it. So much pain though.
I count every time, if you say you pee over a minute and 10 seconds your a liar
good job. my record was 31 seconds.
After holding it for a really long time during an awesome concert, I peed for like four minutes. One of those bathroom visits where you get so bored you wish you brought your taxes with ya.
26 seconds is not that long. I did a 75 second
It takes me atleast 26 seconds to get the first drip of pee to reach the end of my monstrous schlong!
No and. That was all.
I took a two minute fifty second piss once. 26 seconds is weak shit. unless its a girl. then i guess i could see why. all you have to do is drink alot before going to a movie, get a large drink with no ice at the movies, hold it then go piss.
Haha thats nothing. 64 seconds
Not impresses at all! Try 2-3 minutes every night.
this morning I peed 10 inches -- sorry, that's the size of my cock
Psh, that short? It takes me 45 second to pee.
Not spectacular actually. I pee for around that length every Thursday 2 or 3 times.
I never know when I'm done peeing cuz my dick is in the water...
2 minutes one morning
That is not impressive. At all.
Just had to tell somebody huh ?
I woke up and my wife isn't 26 yet, and I'm 43,
Know who's impressed! You little dick.