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  • That's not a long time at all! I've peed for a timed minute track teams are weird

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:31am
  • Do you always count when you pee?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:55pm
  • I'd say after a good few hours of sex I've probably went past a full minute peeing, but I can't confirm that because, well..... who the fuck times themselves peeing?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:28am
  • This must be a female, my record is 2 minutes 20 seconds. One of those really slow, steady streams where u don't even feel like ur peeing. Before my iPhone I always timed my pisses out of boredom, ADD much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:43am
  • 10:43 has cancer.... In his neener neener neener!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:04am
  • Ha, that was 4 years ago, doubt it's cancer. Thanks for the concern though...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:54am
  • I've peed for a minute 26 seconds before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:39pm
  • cider kegger... 2:05. I timed it because I knew it was gonna be long... props to 10 43

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:16am
  • Have your prostate checked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:32am
  • That's uhm... Attractive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 4:42pm
  • So? I'm still peeing from last night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:20pm
  • In soviet russia most people dont even live for 26 seconds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:43pm
  • jesus i must have some problems i take a 1 min piss every other day

    Submitted by willyjwade on Aug 1, 10 at 6:56pm
  • WHO GIVES A FUCK???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:02am
  • ITT: LOSERS BRAGGING ABOUT HOW MUCH URINE THEIR WORN OUT, SAGGING, STRETCHED OUT BLADDERS CAN HOLD. FUCK THIS SHIT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:14pm
  • You time how long you pee for?? Get a real fuckin life loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:52am
  • That's not very impressive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 7:26am
  • Seriously?...I honestly did it for at least 50 seconds this morning...effing ridiculous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:14am
  • My record is 52. When you drink a 30, anything is possible. ANYTHING IS POSSIBULLLLLLLLLLALLLLL!!!!!!111!!1!!1!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:01am
  • 10:43 totally has cancer. Might want to get that checked out :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:40am
  • I don't know who you pansies are on this page but my average is 30 seconds and my long record is 1minute 45 seconds. I don't have cancer. I drink like a fish. pansies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:41pm
  • thats fucking nothing i guarantee ive done longer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:08pm
  • Record is 87 seconds. Had three big gulps, but like hell if Im gonna leave Avatar in 3d to pee

    Submitted by Fault on Nov 11, 10 at 8:55am
  • U made me giggle 5:55.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:14pm
  • That's pussy shit I get 45 on average my best is around a minute I think I drink too much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:26pm
  • Yeah I've passed 40 seconds on several occasions, full stream, no trickle. Could be a chick sending this text? Idk if chicks pee for as long as guys do?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:45am
  • why the hell are people so mean?? Why can't we just laugh at how excited this person was? It was funny, assholes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:12am
  • why the hell is this on here? 26 seconds is probably the average time it takes someone to go if they were holding in for a while. nothing special. fuck this shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:12am
  • Chump. I've shit for longer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:55am
  • Daddy has deep pockets

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:58am
  • did you get out of bed first?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:46pm
  • Is your dick as small as your bladder is?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:34pm
  • Im a girl and no 26 seconds isnt even impressive if your a girl..I should of timed mine last night..it was insane I was bitching that I couldn't stop.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:40pm
  • Why did you time it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:37pm
  • yeaaaa im a girl and i peed for about 3 minutes one time. and like 6:04 said, it was cause i held it during a movie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:44pm
  • 9:19 that's fucked up. Does she call you 'Daddy' ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:22am
  • 12:15 Is it that small that u have to bend over? Haha!! Burn!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:32am
  • I've went up to around a minute and a half, so this is nothing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:34pm
  • 2:47....it's a guy thing. I take pride in my piss. My gf actually times it with me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 4:43pm
  • Did you get the pee shiver?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:24pm
  • my record is 1:20. I was watching Inglorious Basterds and it was right at the end so I knew I couldnt miss it. I knew it was going to be an epic pee so I timed it. So much pain though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 3:01pm
  • well, you're standin there, aiming at the toilet/urinal/shower drain/sink. Not exactly much you can do, and counting is occasionally entertaining.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:52pm
  • That's nothing two minutes on film. Over flowed the portch. Kinda feel sorry for the owner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 9:34pm
  • I count every time, if you say you pee over a minute and 10 seconds your a liar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:56pm
  • FAKE. Get a life loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:57am
  • After holding it for a really long time during an awesome concert, I peed for like four minutes. One of those bathroom visits where you get so bored you wish you brought your taxes with ya.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 1:14pm
  • ok...i pee for 30 seconds everytime. just because your small bitch bladder set a new career high doesn't mean you're special

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:26pm
  • good job. my record was 31 seconds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:10pm
  • 26 seconds is not that long. I did a 75 second Piss ones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 7:21pm
  • No and. That was all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:17am
  • Haha thats nothing. 64 seconds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 4:28am
  • I took a two minute fifty second piss once. 26 seconds is weak shit. unless its a girl. then i guess i could see why. all you have to do is drink alot before going to a movie, get a large drink with no ice at the movies, hold it then go piss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:04pm
  • It takes me atleast 26 seconds to get the first drip of pee to reach the end of my monstrous schlong!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 2:55am
  • Psh, that short? It takes me 45 second to pee.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:25am
  • Not impresses at all! Try 2-3 minutes every night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:04am
  • this morning I peed 10 inches -- sorry, that's the size of my cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 7:24pm
  • 2 minutes one morning

    Submitted by alias777 on Apr 9, 10 at 5:45pm
  • Not spectacular actually. I pee for around that length every Thursday 2 or 3 times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:18am
  • I never know when I'm done peeing cuz my dick is in the water...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:15am
  • That is not impressive. At all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:39pm
  • Just had to tell somebody huh ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:03pm
  • I woke up and my wife isn't 26 yet, and I'm 43, Know who's impressed! You little dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:19am