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  • 54 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:31am

    That's not a long time at all! I've peed for a timed minute track teams are weird

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:39pm

    I've peed for a minute 26 seconds before

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:28am

    I'd say after a good few hours of sex I've probably went past a full minute peeing, but I can't confirm that because, well..... who the fuck times themselves peeing?!

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:55pm

    Do you always count when you pee?

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 4:42pm

    That's uhm... Attractive.

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:20pm

    So? I'm still peeing from last night.

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:32am

    Have your prostate checked.

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:02am

    WHO GIVES A FUCK???

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:43pm

    In soviet russia most people dont even live for 26 seconds

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:54am

    Ha, that was 4 years ago, doubt it's cancer. Thanks for the concern though...

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:43am

    This must be a female, my record is 2 minutes 20 seconds. One of those really slow, steady streams where u don't even feel like ur peeing. Before my iPhone I always timed my pisses out of boredom, ADD much?

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:01am

    My record is 52. When you drink a 30, anything is possible. ANYTHING IS POSSIBULLLLLLLLLLALLLLL!!!!!!111!!1!!1!!!!!!

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:55am

    Chump. I've shit for longer.

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 7:26am

    That's not very impressive.

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:34pm

    Is your dick as small as your bladder is?

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:04pm

    I took a two minute fifty second piss once. 26 seconds is weak shit. unless its a girl. then i guess i could see why. all you have to do is drink alot before going to a movie, get a large drink with no ice at the movies, hold it then go piss.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:04am

    10:43 has cancer.... In his neener neener neener!!!

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:12am

    why the hell is this on here? 26 seconds is probably the average time it takes someone to go if they were holding in for a while. nothing special. fuck this shit.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:14am

    Seriously?...I honestly did it for at least 50 seconds this morning...effing ridiculous.

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:16am

    cider kegger... 2:05. I timed it because I knew it was gonna be long... props to 10 43

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:12am

    why the hell are people so mean?? Why can't we just laugh at how excited this person was? It was funny, assholes.

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:14pm

    ITT: LOSERS BRAGGING ABOUT HOW MUCH URINE THEIR WORN OUT, SAGGING, STRETCHED OUT BLADDERS CAN HOLD. FUCK THIS SHIT.

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:40pm

    Im a girl and no 26 seconds isnt even impressive if your a girl..I should of timed mine last night..it was insane I was bitching that I couldn't stop.

  • 31 41
    Submitted by willyjwade on Aug 1, 10 at 6:56pm

    jesus i must have some problems i take a 1 min piss every other day

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:52am

    You time how long you pee for?? Get a real fuckin life loser

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:45am

    Yeah I've passed 40 seconds on several occasions, full stream, no trickle. Could be a chick sending this text? Idk if chicks pee for as long as guys do?

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:26pm

    That's pussy shit I get 45 on average my best is around a minute I think I drink too much

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 4:43pm

    2:47....it's a guy thing. I take pride in my piss. My gf actually times it with me

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:40am

    10:43 totally has cancer. Might want to get that checked out :)

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 1:14pm

    After holding it for a really long time during an awesome concert, I peed for like four minutes. One of those bathroom visits where you get so bored you wish you brought your taxes with ya.

  • 46 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:52pm

    well, you're standin there, aiming at the toilet/urinal/shower drain/sink. Not exactly much you can do, and counting is occasionally entertaining.

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:37pm

    Why did you time it?

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:44pm

    yeaaaa im a girl and i peed for about 3 minutes one time. and like 6:04 said, it was cause i held it during a movie.

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:57am

    FAKE. Get a life loser

  • 35 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 9:34pm

    That's nothing two minutes on film. Over flowed the portch. Kinda feel sorry for the owner

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:24pm

    Did you get the pee shiver?!

  • 35 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:15am

    I never know when I'm done peeing cuz my dick is in the water...

  • 38 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:10pm

    good job. my record was 31 seconds.

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:14pm

    U made me giggle 5:55.

  • 41 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 3:01pm

    my record is 1:20. I was watching Inglorious Basterds and it was right at the end so I knew I couldnt miss it. I knew it was going to be an epic pee so I timed it. So much pain though.

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:41pm

    I don't know who you pansies are on this page but my average is 30 seconds and my long record is 1minute 45 seconds. I don't have cancer. I drink like a fish. pansies.

  • 40 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:46pm

    did you get out of bed first?

  • 44 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:22am

    9:19 that's fucked up. Does she call you 'Daddy' ?

  • 37 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:08pm

    thats fucking nothing i guarantee ive done longer

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 4:28am

    Haha thats nothing. 64 seconds

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:32am

    12:15 Is it that small that u have to bend over? Haha!! Burn!!

  • 41 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:34pm

    I've went up to around a minute and a half, so this is nothing.

  • 34 63
    Submitted by alias777 on Apr 9, 10 at 5:45pm

    2 minutes one morning

  • 26 48
    Submitted by Fault on Nov 11, 10 at 8:55am

    Record is 87 seconds. Had three big gulps, but like hell if Im gonna leave Avatar in 3d to pee

  • 41 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 2:55am

    It takes me atleast 26 seconds to get the first drip of pee to reach the end of my monstrous schlong!

  • 40 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:58am

    Daddy has deep pockets

  • 38 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 7:21pm

    26 seconds is not that long. I did a 75 second Piss ones.

  • 34 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:26pm

    ok...i pee for 30 seconds everytime. just because your small bitch bladder set a new career high doesn't mean you're special

  • 40 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:04am

    Not impresses at all! Try 2-3 minutes every night.

  • 36 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:18am

    Not spectacular actually. I pee for around that length every Thursday 2 or 3 times.

  • 35 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:56pm

    I count every time, if you say you pee over a minute and 10 seconds your a liar

  • 40 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 7:24pm

    this morning I peed 10 inches -- sorry, that's the size of my cock

  • 36 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:25am

    Psh, that short? It takes me 45 second to pee.

  • 30 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:17am

    No and. That was all.

  • 34 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:03pm

    Just had to tell somebody huh ?

  • 38 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:39pm

    That is not impressive. At all.

  • 24 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:19am

    I woke up and my wife isn't 26 yet, and I'm 43, Know who's impressed! You little dick.