I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
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i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I have fence marks all over my body
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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