the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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