It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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