But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
My dick has a subreddit
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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