k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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