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  • 74 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:54pm

    4:38pm- How is that relevant?

  • 60 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:57am

    Well done, 10:38, 10:40 and 10:48.

  • 62 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:02am

    I use to think these were real funny now I just think there fake. Me and 12 of my friends tried sending in equally funny texts we got and none of them got approved WTF? Idk believe what you want.

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:49am

    something tells me you're single....

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:38am

    YES. BEST SOUNDTRACK EVER. it's perfect masturbating music. not like, celine dion shit. it's greater than that. GREATER THAN ALL OF YOU.

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:39am

    I'm confused, what the fuck is everyone saying fake ages for?

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:09am

    hopefully this will not go on

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:29pm

    5:11, I got the reference. It just wasn't that funny. Neither of them were, really.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:16am

    hahah "poop deck" thats funny 8/27 11:51

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:51am

    hehehehehe poop deck

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:31pm

    YOU FUCKER THAT'S MY FAVOURITE MOVIE

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:28am

    The titanic soundrack...are you 112? That's some of the worst fucking music ever made.

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:54am

    Shit that's terrible.

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:56am

    A WHOLE NEW WOOOORRRRRRLD wait wrong movie

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 11:52am

    That's when u know you're lonely as fuck

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:27pm

    10:38, 10:40, 10:48 i love you all<33

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:36am

    I'm 75, what'd you say?

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:46am

    ugh i lost my virginity to that soundtrack in 98...i couldn't imagine choosing to do that ever again!

  • 36 33
    Submitted by michelle01602 on May 20, 11 at 8:24pm

    People's inability to spell masturbate correctly is so annoying. Use fucking autocorrect if you're that illiterate!

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:12am

    DON'T MAKE ME GET THOSE HOSE! whippersnappers...

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:01am

    every night in my dreams I see you I feel me

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:23am

    I am 12 and what is this?

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:26pm

    Obviously people got the reference if it has 10 thumbs up, 5:11 you're the slow one.

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:11pm

    AHAHAHA 8:09 I LOVE YOU. No one got that reference. 9:56, you're genius

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:25am

    it reminds me how big the ole trouser snake is

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:03am

    10:36, if you were 75 all you'd be concerned with was keeping those damn kids off your lawn.

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:24am

    Masturbate you illiterate fuck.

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:25am

    Hardcore Metal is the only acceptable masturbation music. No one denies this!