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  • 4:38pm- How is that relevant?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:54pm
  • I'm confused, what the fuck is everyone saying fake ages for?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:39am
  • something tells me you're single....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:49am
  • hahah "poop deck" thats funny 8/27 11:51

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:16am
  • I'm 75, what'd you say?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:36am
  • hopefully this will not go on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:09am
  • YES. BEST SOUNDTRACK EVER. it's perfect masturbating music. not like, celine dion shit. it's greater than that. GREATER THAN ALL OF YOU.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:38am
  • 5:11, I got the reference. It just wasn't that funny. Neither of them were, really.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:29pm
  • YOU FUCKER THAT'S MY FAVOURITE MOVIE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:31pm
  • hehehehehe poop deck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:51am
  • Well done, 10:38, 10:40 and 10:48.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:57am
  • The titanic soundrack...are you 112? That's some of the worst fucking music ever made.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:28am
  • ugh i lost my virginity to that soundtrack in 98...i couldn't imagine choosing to do that ever again!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:46am
  • Obviously people got the reference if it has 10 thumbs up, 5:11 you're the slow one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:26pm
  • I use to think these were real funny now I just think there fake. Me and 12 of my friends tried sending in equally funny texts we got and none of them got approved WTF? Idk believe what you want.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:02am
  • Shit that's terrible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:54am
  • That's when u know you're lonely as fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 11:52am
  • every night in my dreams I see you I feel me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:01am
  • People's inability to spell masturbate correctly is so annoying. Use fucking autocorrect if you're that illiterate!

    Submitted by michelle01602 on May 20, 11 at 8:24pm
  • 10:36, if you were 75 all you'd be concerned with was keeping those damn kids off your lawn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:03am
  • DON'T MAKE ME GET THOSE HOSE! whippersnappers...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:12am
  • I am 12 and what is this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:23am
  • 10:38, 10:40, 10:48 i love you all<33

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:27pm
  • A WHOLE NEW WOOOORRRRRRLD wait wrong movie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:56am
  • AHAHAHA 8:09 I LOVE YOU. No one got that reference. 9:56, you're genius

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:11pm
  • it reminds me how big the ole trouser snake is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:25am
  • Masturbate you illiterate fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:24am
  • Hardcore Metal is the only acceptable masturbation music. No one denies this!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:25am