you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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