Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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