So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
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January 7, 2010 5:57PM - Um... HOW DARE YOU say that all woman who get pregnant are sluts!!
Who cares if you think abortion is murder, 1:30? Doctors and lawmakers don't agree with you. Hell, even the Bible disagrees with you. The zygote is not significant life and I'll be damned if ignorant fascists like yourself implement forced breeding.
Should've used the money you're saving now for birth control!
I wish the OP wouldn't take abortion lightly. But I have no problem with abortion itself.
- med student
The thing I don't get is how she has the time to save up for the abortion. Surely it's an ASAP kinda thing.
Pro-choice!!!! All the way!!!
no, she shouldnt be a mom 10:23, which is why she is saving for an abortion. and just because she had sex and got pregnant and is now going to get an abortion she has no self respect? what the fuck are you people? nuns? priests?
How selfish and heartess can a person be to pass judgment on someone else's medical decisions?
My aunt was in a car accident and didn't wear a seatbelt, which actually save her because of the way the car was crushed. Does that mean nobody should wear a seatbelt ever again? Of course not. Your situation has no bearing on anyone else's, 3:07. Your sentimentality has made you stupid.
6:31 - Oh, please. You're not making a rational argument equating an unformed, immature fetus with a disabled adult.
Nice try! Sex has two purposes: reproduction and recreation. Do you only have sex to have a kid? Does anyone ONLY have procreative sex?
Condom, oral contraceptives, diaphrams, IUDs, the patch, the shot, the ring, sponges, tubal ligation, vasectomies, even withdrawl, the rhythm method, and the Catholic Church-sponsored natural family planning all disagree with you.
When to have a kid is a choice. And someone else's kid isn't your decision to make.
Dammit iPhone. To all the ladies: don't fuck an anti choicer. :)
Taking responsibility is the same thing as having an abortion, 5:05.
Deciding to have an abortion means you understand the consequences of sexual activity and have prioritized your life to accept being unable to properly care for a child at this juncture. Or that you don't want children, living up to your convictions instead of letting an accident dictate your life for the rest of your life.
When abortion is joked about like this, I'm sure it sounds like the easy way out, but it's a legitimate choice in its own right. Abortion is a mature decision.
It's not murder at all. You apparently never studied the difference in stages of development. "Murder" by definition involves malicious intent. Abortion is really just removal.
well kids THIS pregnant woman thinks adoption isn't so easy bc it puts your body through hell. i mean it. i'm 6 months and 4 bladder infections, 1 kidney infection into it. and i get off lightly. pregnany sucks and pity the girl forced to birth a baby she doesn't want.
The joke is weak, but OP is a smart cookie to get an abortion. Let's have more parents by choice, not chance in our generation!
Laughing at all the pro-lifers who are condemning this girl to death...also laughing at the text because who doesn't love cheesy puns?
Not appropriate, even here.
OP, you're a fucking loser.
11:29, if she can barely pay for the abortion, how could she support a child? She clearly has pisspoor health insurance, so how could she pay for adequate prenatal care?
We don't know her situation on birth control. You don't know that she and her sexual partner didn't protect themselves.
^ i agree, 2:08 is technically right up until the analogy. the other person wins. well birth control wins.
haha, this is hilarious.... and you all christian pro life pretencious people need to take a chill pill and don't take stuff so serious. Dont worry your god is not gonna punish you for laughing about an abortion joke.
This girl is smart, Im not saying a baby is a punishment. But it is a great responsability if you're not ready. But that doesn't mean you have to stay abstinent, sex is part of the human nature. PRO CHOICE FTW!!!!
-girl next door
2:02, those are some strong rose-tinted glasses. My friend was in foster care 'cos her parents were addicts and her foster dad molested her. She didn't even go to college I think she cuts hair now.
Funny how most pro-lifers are men that support the death penalty, then spout shit about how "ALL LIFE IS SACRED, BLAH BLAH BLAH."
I would personally never get an abortion, but I dint condemn people who do under extreme circumstances. What if a woman is raped, and subsequently impregnated by said rapist. Should she be forced to live with a reminder if the horrible experience she was put through?
To devote that much time at attempting to be creative and witty lends itself to this either NOT being a real text, or someone who isn't half as smart as they think they are. Planning to be cutesy about getting pregnant? Can someone say "Daddy Issues".
917 WTF u talkin about
@5:37, I was that fetus before. And I wasn't pro-life either.
Might as well start a money jer to buy some self-respect while yer at it.
559 - I punished my baby? So because I tried to help myself survive a terrible and violent situation, I am now in the wrong? Have you been raped? I sincerely hope not. Try to be open to the fact that it may be the right choice for some of us.
ANYONE WHO IS AGAINST A WOMAN'S RIGHT TO CHOOSE WHAT TO DO WITH HER OWN BODY IS A FUCKING NAZI. Don't dictate to people what they should do with their body and life based on your personal beliefs.
10:37 is right. God specifically kills children and pregnant women in the Bible, like in Hosea where "He" dashes them against rocks. Abortion existed in those days, yet the Bible never calls it out. Nevermind that the Exodus "eye for an eye" scripture is clear about the fetus being nonimportant life - when the fetus is injured, the offending party just has to pay a fine. If the mother is injured, only then is it an eye for an eye, life for a life.
"The roar of battle will rise against your people; all your fortresses will be devastated, just as Shalman devastated 1 Beth Arbel on the day of battle, when mothers were dashed to the ground with their children." Hosea 10:14\n\nPretty sure that is not what Hosea was writing about... Also, yes forms of abortion existed, however they were not accepted by Christians of the time.\nwww.thedidache.com/\n\nNo eye for eye because fetus is part of the mother.\nwww.religioustolerance.org/jud_abor.ht\n\nj
This is great lol... Fuck everyone and there hating... Shit happens and I'm tired of seeing oopsy babies
Plenty of evangelicals honestly believe that any woman who has sex without intending to conceive is a slut, though I also think 5:57 is a troll. That's partly why so many Christian denominations opposed birth control. Now the current line is everyone can do whatever - as long as they're married.
Parenting should also be a choice, 1:51. Hijacking a woman's body to birth an unwanted kid removes the choice.
My wife had no physical side effects from pregnancy. Everything has a risk. Should I not drive just because I can get in a car wreck and die?
Pathetic with a capital P! Whoa....maybe you should leave your church for once. When was the bible written? Exactly. It has many great lessons, and many that no longer apply to our society.
i heard my baby's heartbeat at five weeks old.
abortion stops a beating heart. isn't that murder?
you know you have a baby boy or baby girl the moment you're pregnant.
your baby has a brain and heartbeat. you call it a cluster of cells or fetus but it is still a BABY and it knows when its killed.
fetuses also have reptilian tails. your point?
I trust the pregnant woman to do the right thing. The right thing isn't so cut and dry. I don't want her to feel pressure to have the kid, or pressure to get an abortion. I want other people to stop trying to choose for her.
Even if that is clever, it's really not funny. Abortion is never funny.
1) birth control is not 100% effective
2) you only need to have sex once to get pregnant. op could have been with a boyfriend or long-term partner, you don't know.
3) a baby should never be a punishment. abortion has existed since nearly the beginning of civilization because it's a responsible method of mitigating consequences. are you saying married couples who never want kids shouldn't consummate the marriage?
5:57 So does that include married couples who get pregnant? And people that used protection but got pregnant anyway? And woman who were raped and got pregnant? love 6:35
Dirty cunt. Ask your inbred parents to read you "How to be a proper woman" for dummies.
hahahaa and to all the pro-life losers, Grow the fuck up and pray for a sense of humor!
Lol, is 1:32 stupid or what??? The zygote isn't significant life. We were all a zygote at one point. The argument of development is so funny. That's like saying it's okay to kill an 8 year old 'cause they're not developed into an adult yet.
Pro choice, do what you want.
Shove a metal clothes hanger up your twat it's cheaper
God is a serial abortionist...does that make him a slut??
Seriosly this website is meant to be funny!! If u can't take a joke or feel the need to have a heated discussion over this shit u need to get a life!!!
Everyone, get a grip. This text is hysterical, stop taking it so serious. Fucking nut jobs with no life shitting on people on tfln... Helloooo don't you have better things to do? .... It's probably a precautionary thing and she doesn't actually need one, she's saving just in case.. Lol
I would consider her pro choice decision to be taking responsibility.
"Genius" would be using contraception so you don't have to kill a living being.
WAAAAAAAAH! MURDER MURDER! WAAAAAH!
grow the fuck up you whiny bitches, it's not murder since it's NOT ALIVE.
christ al-fucking-mighty you pro-lifers are such whiny pussies
(still fun to laugh at your idiocy) ^_^
Good thing prego means thank you in Italian. The jar thanks you.
Most personhood laws if ever passed would ban birth control. If it sounds crazy, it's true because prolifers are crazy. One prolife sentator tried to pass a law to bring criminal charges against women who miscarry. Like, hey, sorry for your loss but you're just a walking incubator, woman, and you need to sit in jail to think about any life choices that might've caused a spontaneous abortion.
Fuck I hate you worthless right to lifers I'd abort everyone of your asses if I could.
Swear to God I'm gonnaake it my life work to open Abortion City. Gonna have coupons and gift cards available
I think you should all shut up. It's probably fake anyways. Probably got posted just to get everybody all fired up. Breathe idiots, nobody really cares about your little debates.
1:32- "forced breeding?" Who is forcing people to fuck? You don't want a baby, don't have sex
Shouldn't be hard to save, a coat hanger is only a few bucks!
Maybe you should save money for birth control? Or keep your legs closed. You're a whore and a murderer and you will burn in hell. Have fun!
Número UNO motha fuckers!
Let me get this straight... you think what the OP is doing is murder, so you spit profanities and death threats...? Are you familiar with the term "cognitive dissonance"?
537 : I have had an abortion and I sleep soundly knowing I didn't bring a child I couldn't care for into the world. My life is not harder as a result. Don't assume you are an expert on something you have no experience with.
Hahaha. This is pretty funnny.
Except the abortion part :/
Why dont you use that money for birth control instead you dumb cunt? If people cant handle a baby why are they fucking? they should be shot on site. Thats my pro-choice!
Good point 442. It is an extremely personal choice, and totally dependent on the circumstances.
wow whoever said all that crap about the bible needs to get off here\nno one needs to go that deep into a text which was totally funny:)
Lmao niceeeeeeeeeeeeee love it. Would you people chill? Im cathloic but i believe in choice because i dont believe she asked your opinions on abortion and i bet she feels bad enough so chill the fuck out
you're quite the whore, aren't you?
My parents made the choice to have me, 12:59, and I wouldn't hold it against them if they didn't. Don't be an idiot.
Pro-choice. Non-Jews are for practice
If little boys' mouths and asses could get pregnant, would Catholics still be pro-choice?
when you take away all the controversy, this text is actually pretty funny. but im pro life and i just dont think its fair that the kid never got a chance
@10:37- YOU are an idiot...
6:50, your defense makes me think you didn't read any of those. It's true that a fetus lacks sentience. It's also true that it shouldn't be equated with adult life. Why are we then discussing abortion as if anyone wants to kill deaf people?
I'm Pro-Choice and Pro-Gun... that must make me a political double-agent or something...
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11:10 and 11:13. I'm with you!
Mmmm. Murders make me horny.
'My little swimmers are alive does that mean I'm a murderer everytime I spill the baby batter? Lol"
Hahaha BEST CALL OF THE DAY!!! I was getting so annoyed with all these anti abortion judgemental pricks but you sir, just made my day!
The earth needs more stray dogs and unwanted children
I am an outgoing, lovable, loving, respected, respectful, well educated,well-rounded woman with a huge warm heart yet I have never regretted my abortion.
901 - how? Birth control at 15? Not everyone agrees with bc
8:14,youre fucking genius also
"yeah this girl needs help. someday you'll regret it. that is a fact. anyone with a heart would." - January 7, 2010 9:00PM
Oh that is a FACT is it? you know this girl personally and know for an absolute fact that she will regret it? Im gonna guess no, you dont know shit about this girl... so STFU
at the point of MOST legal abortions, 11:12, the fetus is no more developed than another cluster of living cells - a tumor.
we don't know if birth control failed for the op, so save your fucking judgment!
abortion itself is responsible!
A genius? Keep telling yourself that honey
@ 11:19 How is abortion responsible? Not getting pregnant in the first place would be responsible. It's like drinking and driving but making it home ok....no harm no foul right? but was it the responsible thing to do?
did op as the daddy if he wanted an abortion? i bet you she didn't!
insecure little boys
9:57 pretty sure you just described the pro-lifers
fuck you. fuck abortion.
I bet you've never watched an abortion, unless it was late-term which doctors often document for its rareity and precision. A lot of anti-abortion propoganda uses images of stillbirths or, ironically, back-alley abortions by unlicensed doctors.
Tell me how taking a pill to induce miscarriage is grotesque. Tell me what you see when the abortion is performed within its legal window and the baby doesn't resemble a baby and is too small to see unless up close.
Leave it to Duval. Living in this city is like dipping your dick in peanut butter; fucking nuts.
excuse me - motherhood mortality in the states has risen in the past two decades
i laugh at all you fuckers who say "we have the best health care in the world!"
2:36, you don't prioritize life. You punish the grown based on your own sentimental bias. Not every fetus is a success story. That fetus has no inherent potential or destiny.
U are the epitome of a dumb bitch
Wow... what a pompous group of judgmental fucks. I've never seen a clearer example of a group that SHOULD have been aborted than I'm seeing right now.
I am 25, you motherfucker. It's hard to "seal your vag" when someone is holding your hands and forcing your legs apart. And I don't live in Ameica. WTF is your argument again?
no innocent needs to die because women are sluts. god loves all his children won't you please give it to someone else capable of love?
god loves those poor, malnourished and AIDS infected kiddies in Africa? and the equally poor, carcinogen-ridden kiddies in industrial cities in china? did god love the children of 18th century England? what about the kids of carthage? they got a pretty rotten lot, too. seems to me yay a lot of kids escape your god's love.
1:54, how does it remove the choice of parenting if you can put it up for an adoption?
I wouldn't blame my parents. They would've waited for the right reasons. I hate to think how many terrible parents have kids out of obligation.
Where in Colorado is birth control banned??
2:08, sex does not, and never has, always led to "baby." You're essentially asking all the heterosexual couples of the world to never consummate their relationships or marriages until they absolutely want a kid. You're ignoring the necessity and availability of all forms of birth control developed because the majority of people do not want to engage in procreative sex.
You have an odd definition of success, 2:11. I suppose you don't read newspapers or have any friends or relatives who are social workers. Are you aware of how many foster kids die at the hands of their foster parents? I'm not 2:06, but are you aware most hairdressers live below the poverty line? And you don't seem to care about her molestation, either. It's a success only because abortion was averted.
*Bush supporter. I'm on my iPhone and it keeps cutting off what I'm typing so I finish typing without seeing what I'm saying...
Despite the whole abortion thing, that's actually pretty hilarious
well its much better than death. not to mention that you are not even giving YOUR CHILD a chance at life.
Please review a dictionary if you can't be bothered to read about biology, law, or history, 3:02. Murder is not the appropriate word for this surgical procedure.
I love this one, not just cuz I've paid for 2 abortions myself, but I wish I had thought if that!!.. LOL
I dont understand why people r making such a big deal about murder and stuff. Its not murder until the baby is fully developed and is a actual human being. Just have fun with the joke.
That IS fucking genius!
Lol 1:48, yeah, cuz I'm sure kids would choose being dead over having the opportunity of life even if it is in a flawed system. I guess you haven't seen The Blindside...from homeless to millions. Tyler Perry, the same. People eventually escape bad surroundigs, but couldn't if they were dead...
The government should force abortion and then send the remains to starving familys. Abortion and hunger problem solved!!!
go fuck yourself 12:37! i'm a married woman of 27! this baby was planned, but planned or unplanned all pregnancies royally fuck up your health!
Op this is not a laughing matter. You don't deserve to be a Mommy!
okay which one of my friends is this? hahah i love jacksonville :)
Ur discusting. And selfish. That's not funny
January 7, 2010 2:08PM - YOU ARE AN INDIOT AND THAT FOOT ANALOGY IS JUST STUPID!!!
so not classy but so hillarious!!
I'd rather see a girl get pregnant and have an abortion than see a girl have the child and throw it in a dumpster... That shit happens when people can't afford or aren't allowed abortions...
Theres so many people on here that HATE this,
but i just want to let you know, THIS MADE MY FUCKING DAY
epic is all i have to say
thank you :)
Would you want someone telling you to get an abortion? Then why are you telling someone else not to get one? Same difference! Make the choice for your fertilized egg only.
fun fact: when romania banned abortion under its dictatorship, infant and motherhood mortality rates skyrocketed.
so prolifers in the usa oppose universal healthcare. and prolifers in colorado (my state) are trying to get a referendum to ban birth control pills. not plan b, not RU486, not even legal mifepristone. regular ol' birth control pills.
yeah this girl needs help. someday you'll regret it. that is a fact. anyone with a heart would.
6:12 - you're right, the keyword being MAYBE. You people disgust me. Say your father raped you. Are you pro life now? How does your argument make sense? Your inability to adapt to different situations is exactly what turned me off of religion.
Hahaha oh Florida. That is awesome.
Honestly, it looks like this text is full of trolls - the figurative ones, with the pro-lifers myopic world perspective, and the later texts with obvious poor grammar and syntax.
Although I love whoever said the OP was going to hell. Where in the Christian fairytales is abortion wrong?
A lot of TFLNers with Tourettes on right now
I like how everyone who is for abortion or 'pro choice' has already BEEN BORN. the tables would turn dramatically if we were that tiny fetus in there.
You'll have to live the rest of your life knowing you killed your child, which would be ridiculously hard, so you might as well just take care of the child.
hahhahahaha worst logic ever.
I was one of those born into extreme poverty to a high school dropout. I'm soooo glad my mom didn't choose abortion. How selfish and heartless can a person be to choose abortion, regardless of circumstances?
11:57 there is more than one way to put a child up for adoption. You can go to an adoption agency and set up a private adoption from birth. No orphanage needed. I just think that it's better to give the child a chance of a good life than to kill it. And if she didn't want the baby, she shouldn't have gotten pregnant. This should be her little lesson.
fuck off unknown error
2:31 how does that not make sense to you?
because you're so proper being crass and condemning, 5:15?
I don't think abortion is selfish, but in vitro is. Too many kids are never adopted, so we don't need any more kids. But you'd rather spend thousands of dollars and the same amount of time fighting your biology when you could have help a kid already born.
8:46 - yes, Im sure every poor family plans on starving their children. Grow up.
5:59, that so-called baby lacks sentience. It can't feel, actually. It can't even hear until late in the second trimester.
Look, I'm a Pro-Lifer but I'm not a Republican, I'm Independent. My mom was 16 when she had me and I never knew my father. If you want proof you can YouTube my music, type in swannybrasco and listen to IntroSpect and then Sign of the Times to prove I'm not a Bish supporter, etc. We all have issues, but I feel the priority of life conquers all.
Give me a coat hanger, a disinfectant wipe, five dollars and 20 minutes of your time and we'll have you good as new. Lol
Fuck u, it's a baby your killing, try living your life having to remember how you killed a little baby
hahaha being ignorant of environmental sustainability is selfish. fascist governments are selfish. a cluster of cells without sentience or the ability to live on its own, without a nervous system, taken more seriously than its host is selfish.
I agree with 12:04 for some reason.
2:08 is fuckin stupid
Its for recreation too
And all u ppl hung up about abortion
Stfu its not gonna go away and is necessary in some cases
So pro choice FTW
This is to vulgar, I'm going to go watch spongebob.
Go to hell, no one deserves to die cause your dumb desision. Abortion is the worst thing ever, if you don't want the baby give it up for adoption.
most pro lifers...well im EXTREMELY PRO LIFE and even though i think some people deserve to die for raping and killing others, i dont think that it should be legal anywhere to kill somebody, whether they are a fetus or a 3o year old murderer
I'm pro choice as well. And I have to say I'm relieved that this baby will be spared a dismal upbringing by a clearly uneducated and very immature mother.
917 he was sayin your a 13 year old slut that got raped by dady so fuck you
A kid consciously starving to death is better than not knowing it's life is ending? Is your life so good that you can't imagine how horrible that is? Or have you ever even seen a starving child? Let me guess.....OBVIOUSLY NOT
Wow. That is fucked up.
Am I the only person that believes in adoption? Don't abort the little fucker, it deserves a life. And if you can't give them a good one, find a family that can. OP is kinda whorish in my book to joke about the situation too.
5:37 - I "killed" my baby. Should I have raised a child and ruined my life because I got raped? Your argument has no substance...I wouldn't care if I had been aborted because I wouldn't even KNOW. Or do you still have memories from the womb?
What's so wrong about abortion that isn't worse with the alternative?
Starving to death is much better than death.... Mmmmhmmmmm. ????
Right, because every child gets adopted. Travel the world, maybe that will help with your ignorance problem. Ever hear of foster abuse? Believe it or not, kids do starve to death every day, and adoption is not always a blessing
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...wait, what? move along, troll.
Prego is pasta sauce not tomato sauce. Please get that abortion
Prego is pronounced Pray-go...does she mean "preggo"? If so, she's an idiot. That's like saying filling and filing are the same thing.
The most hilarious part of this entire thing... is that the same people who want to give rights to a fetus, are the same people who want to take rights from living fully developed humans.
Here's a thought! Before chanting your anti-abortion mantra, stop trying to kick out all the Mexicans, Cubans and other Latins (plus their families) in this country. If the population is the problem, how can you argue one and defend the other? We won't even cover capital punishment...
Pot, meet kettle.
Everyone knows abortion is wrong.
Some people look the other way for lust.
WHY DOES INSURANCE COVER VIAGRA BUT NOT BIRTH CONTROL?
CALL YOUR SENATORS AND REPRESENTATIVES!
"And if she didn't want the baby, she shouldn't have gotten pregnant. This should be her little lesson."
What a prick you are. I doubt the OP became pregnant deliberately. Accidents happen, which I know because I'm the result of a failed vasectomy. Honestly, just wait until your girlfriend tests positive when you've used condoms all along.
"Anybody who has a heart would regret abortion."
Plenty of people regret adoption and pregnancy. So? All the more reason to save your judgment for somebody who cares and let the OP do what's right for her.
pro-life or pro-choice this shit is fucking HILLLLLLLLARIOUS!!! :)
Abortions are a gift from god.
My little swimmers are alive does that mean I'm a murderer everytime I spill the baby batter? Lol
You people need to give your heads a shake. Birth control fails and crap happens. Pro-Choice
If adoption is the alternative, what happens to all the unadopted kids? What next, antiabortionists?
1:19, sounds like you should read a book instead.
Why is every one so sensitive about their own beliefs? Like they don't live in a world with people that have their own views on things. And when they see that some one has a different perception of the worl they start having an emotional break down.there's more to life than freaking out being posessed by your own beliefs,believe it or not. But thank you all for the entertainment, it's like watching a bunch of monkeys throw their own shit at each other
Someone missed out on the plan b option, the price tag for this is definately not just monitary.
"don't have sex if you don't want a kid" .... Soooooo ... Don't get raped if you don't want a kid????? It's not always a choice
Prego in Italian means thank you. The jar is thanking you :)
I love how the anti choice people know exactly how everyone who had an abortion feels. Because we don't know how we feel. Good to know Ill feel guilty someday, you are so wise and experienced
this is sad...i'm pro-life and whom ever posted this is a dumbass, prego is a brand.
and i agree with the person who said its murder..you shouldn't end a life and talk about it, thats just wrong
2:28, 2:58: amen. I'm so sick of undereducated profanities. Others' informed decisions should be RESPECTED. Bottom line.
omg cherice godfrey i didnt know you were "prego"
with how many people you've slept with i am not surprised
Hahahhaa to bad your mom didn't get\nOne
i dont get all these people saying that people should just have the child and adopt it out.... you honestly think that having the child and giving it to someone else and never knowing where the child is, and what they look like, and what sort of person the child is would be easier for the 'parents' to deal with than having never had the child?
4:20, that response makes you a loser, indeed. Condoms have a small but very real failure rate. Nobody should be forced into giving birth when you could so easily terminate the pregnancy before the fetus develops enough to warrant outright murder.
2:44, what percentage of people would rather have been aborted than given a chance at life? 1% at the most? Even if a kid only lived 15 years, that's 15 more than they would've if their mom decided to choose death over life for them. Having an abortion is choosing an innocent life's destiny for them. Abortion is murder. Period.
It's their decision. stfu, keep your opinion to yourself. You have no say on what someone else does.
let me be the first to go with the short and pithy, "Against abortion? Don't get one." Why is it anyone's business if someone does or doesn't get an abortion? And I don't mean this text but the issue in general.
If Gabrielle union had gotten pregnant by that rapist do you think she would want to spend nine months nurturing a child that was brought upon her by unwanted and violent means!?
2:08, you're making the choice to risk getting pregnant by having sex. Bottom line is abortion is murder. Go google a video of an abortion being performed and honestly try to say that's not murder...
12:38, we're sensitive about it because while I respect everyone having their own beliefs, that does not in any way make it right for someone yo kill a baby.
it's very telling that the pro-life movement exaggerates claims of mental and physical problems because of abortion.
if you have to lie, you've already lost.
January 7, 2010 5:43PM - a marvellous point.
12:57 Your making my point exactly. Accidents do happen. Condoms are 97% effective if you use them right. But your making my point because your alive now. Your parents were like the OP you wouldn't be posting here. You'd be in a land fill.
11:49 I thought the same thing...
11:12, you don't even need to mention immigrants. Pro-lifers take rights away from mothers/parents and sometimes even doctors and teachers.
You plan on starving it?! Get real you ignorant eff. adoption is always there.
jesus christ people. it's called birth control so sex doesn't equal baby. and when birth control fails there's always abortion. but maybe don't joke about it, op!
This would be funny if you didn't get an abortion. Fuck you, OP. Abortion is fucking wrong.
2:18, you're not really that stupid, are you? You're confusing purpose and need with desire and want.
Exactly 2:06, she had a harsh upbringing but she is successful now and is a productive member of society and I'm sure she's glad she was given the opportunity at life instead of being dead this whole time...
LOL 1:32, forced breeding? The purpose of sex is reproduction. Sex is a choice.
They should've phrased it, the zygote is not as important as the people having it.
And I'm ashamed only one person mentioned the physical side effects of pregnancy. I'd rather not develop at heart problem like my mother because I was forced to birth a kid I tried to prevent and won't be raising. And I wouldn't want to be that kid born into a deeply flawed system of abusive group homes.
Dumpster slut who has sex and gets pregnant and can't support the let alone pay for the abortion. Get a fucking life
Abortion is murder, period. At any stage. You're preventing a life from further existence, that's murder.
You're Pathetic. And should really go to church or something. Don't have sex if you don't want a kid. Sad that apparently simple things for you are considerd to be rocket science.
2:01, are you really that stupid? Sex is for reproductive purposes, the fact that it feels good is to encourage reproduction. That's like saying having feet is for walking but also for recreational reasons because it feels good when you rub them.
Sign of a true whore.
6:07 is an idiot. So because a baby can't feel or hear, then abortion is okay? There are actually people who can't feel, they put their hand on a stove and don't know to take it off. Is it okay to kill them? Is it okay to kill deaf people?
2:02 you are retarded
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Look it's her choice. Personally I hope she doesnt kill her baby but regardless of what she does do it is in no way funny to joke about it. It's a serious decision it's not like deciding what to eat for lunch...
Go blow your fucking head off, bitch!
Wtf good is birth control going to do for her now, shes already pregnant & why would you want to go through all the pain of pushing it out of your twat if you aren't even going to keep it...I think the text is hilarious..fake or not.
Puppies die, plants die, people die.... Life isn't an easy ride. I'd rather abort before my child died of starvation. Visit Africa, then tell me your opinion on abortion.
If you're pro life, then fuck you.
IF YOU HAVENT GONT THROUGH IT STFU, YOU DONT HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE
Not taking responsibility.. It's taking the easy way out.
1:37 is also a father. Show me someone who is pro-choice and I'll show you an ignorant, heartless individual with their priorities out of order.
Life begins at conception, argue from there...
pro life losers? were losers because we dont believe in MURDER? because thats exactly what an abortion is. killing another living human being. if you dont want the responsibility of a child, then keep your fucking legs shut or take a second to use a condim. really not that difficult.
you guys are way dramatic about this broobviously she isn't very affected if she dis this SHUT UP and realize this is fucking hilarious
Abortion shouldn't be taken so lightly and
not joked about by any means... I for myself am against it. For other people do what you will.. But.
Until you've owned up to your mistake and take
Responsibility and for the innocent life you created
You really wouldn't know what you're just throwing away. I'm a 19 year old mother and I wouldn't trade my daughter for the world. Being a mother is the hardest jib a girl will ever have but how could you just throw your own flesh and blood away like that..?
prolifers are all uneducated, i'm guessing they don't know big words like yours 2:28.
All of you are drunk...and it's only Wednesday!
Some of the biggest success stories had a shitty upbringing. Very few are ever "ready" for a kid. The opportunity at life is the #1 priority. When you end a life on purpose, it's murder. It's not even debatable.
A dumb white bitch genius whore
I think 5:57 was a troll...
i don't know about the abortion thing but i do know hairdressing.
hairdressers don't get benefits. no medical or dental, no 401k, no paid leave. like massage therapy it's mostly a part time gig. unless you're lucky to be a stylist or own your salon (the *~dream~*) you just make enough to squeak by.
1:37 must be a male.. take your opinions else where
Funny how pro choice adresses RELEVANT arguments.... Pro life conveniently ignores the tough stuff
5:18 is ignorant, maybe you should read 2:08 again slowly until you understand the simple analogy.
Soooooo Funny! Abortion is my Favorite past time!
Hairdressers do fine, it's a respectable profession. I pay $15 to get my hair cut and that takes 10 minutes, how many other professions make that money? Many people have hardships. Gabrielle Union was raped at 19, she's successful. Life is the #1 priority. How many would have rather been aborted if give. The choice?
1:04 is an idiot. Anyone who doesn't think abortion is murder is an idiot. Period. When you resort to arguing the stages of life and murder vs removal, you failed...
no, everyone that believes abortion is murder is an idiot. I'd recommend that you take a basic law class or two.
I'll drop some change in your can!
5:31 - You said it perfectly. Nice to see such a mature and reasonable argument.
Yah kill the fucking life wrecker
anyone who woild even consider getting an abortion is sick and twisted
Wow! Fuck you all! No one has the right to tell someone else what they can and can not do to their own body.
12:06 - You're a dumb cunt just like the OP. Apparently it takes a huge mental capacity to keep legs closed or use contraceptives. You and the OP should save money for a gun and have a suicide sleepover.
How did this turn into a debate?
There's no debate. Abortion is LEGAL.
haha yeah kudos to comment below- might as well buy some self respect while yer at it- obviously you have none!
omfg get over it. it's her fucking choice. and this is a funny website not a protest. bitch to people who care
Hopefully you save up fast.....there's a time limit on abortions, you know
If you didn't want the responsibility you shouldn't have fucked him you baby killer...
12:57, you did what was right for you. Plenty of other women made your same decision and regret it. Plenty of others are like you and don't. Who cares? Being pro-choice just means you support the choice. I support the decision you made for YOURSELF and nobody else.
6:41, if you'd read you'd know 6:31 is mocking 6:07's irrational argument...
Pro-choice isn't pro-stupidity.
If you can't even afford an abortion, maybe you shouldn't be having sex, period. Condoms break, birth control fails . . . if your back up plan is a pasta sauce jar full of quarters, you shouldn't be risking breeding at all.
And no, it's not a funny subject at all, regardless of what side you're on.
12:57.. you keep rockin! :)
this is america. there are not too many deaths of starvation. and the only ones that anyone could imagine are caused by mothers like yourself. Your vag should be sealed shut. b/c you OBNIOUSLY don;t know how to handle it. how old are you anyway? 14? 13? cause you can't be any older than that with the way you think.