Sry I called you an 8
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
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Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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