Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
if only i could text you this smell
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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