I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
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wow!!!!! it just keeps getting better!!!!
wow. bow... i am so high.... i live in Lakewood jersey. and i think i am very cute (: hahahahhahahaha you guys probably think i wouldnt get laid tonight eh??? well think again, 'cuz she is on her way from Brooklyn to fuck me. yes mama i said the "F" word!!!
anyways i see my writing space is almost over, i love you all, best wishes. and no i am not a loser that dont have friends i just passed in here and i thought you should now...
and Jersey wonders why people always crack on them.....I should copy and save these lil nuggets of wisdom that they share for the next TXT that bags on Jersey
1:13 - what do you gain from that? go ahead and put it on your resume, see if it gets you anywhere. i hope you were being sarcastic for your own sake.
hateration. urban dick it. loser.
".which by the way the 925 part of doesnt have homeless people...."
Could you get out of the bubble that is The WC? There are homeless people in the 925!
i think cats poop in mine
1:34 - it's hater-ade. hateration cannot be found in aisle three. we still love you.
1:13 because I am a grown up and saying first is retarded!
ok, this is the 3rd time i write here. i am still stoned. i think we started this with the wrong foot, or should i say fake leg made out of wood. or shouldnt i? Minisoda, you have the right to shut the fuck up. 3:40 you shoud stop copying things from others and get your own personalety. you aint no friend of mine, you ain no kin of mine, what makes you think that i wont run up on you with the nine???
2:16 everyone is talkin about the person who was high that said they were from Jersey
wow, bright ones
Dude there's homeless people in moraga
Way to calss the site up Jersey! thank you for representing the Douchebaggery of your State
1:10, why didn't you just say "First!"?
THIS IS NOT IN FUCKING JERSEY this is the san francisco east bay....which by the way the 925 part of doesnt have homeless people....
that is some toxic spunk you're guzzling girl..
jersey is lapaty loo !!!! ( : oh dear lord !!!! i invented a "thing" !!!! instead of saying good or cool or pee like that, say LAPATY LOO !!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA we arnt douchebaggery!!! we are the main factory of the cranchy smooth kids in USA !!! but i have a question, and other stuff.. i am so high, this israeli weed is damn good
Stop blowing homeless dudes when you get drunk...
Did that seriously just happen? Learn to spell, douchebaggery.
as a resident 925er who worked for a non-profit soup kitchen, believe me, there are homeless peeps in contra costa. And to stay on point, yes, they will take baths in your mouth while you sleep.
I hope she bites your dick off, Jersey.
YUM!!! Homeless people taste great with Ketchup!!!
6:51 - i know, mary j. blige. it was a joke and you obviously can't put two and two together.
people are so fucking weird
sounds like to many cigs and beers in a night