the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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