Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
