on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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