i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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