i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
