then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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