i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
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Dude my boyfriend loves thisss it doesn't matter if shewas wiggling it or flopping it as long as it wasn't painful then fuck it!! A girl was touching your dick be happy
awkward if it's a relative...............
Dude I feel u! It's like when a chick only has one head technique.. Terrible
hahah would be from jersey....being a girl, i would have started sucking it hoping to get something in return in the shower :)
DON'T JUDY-CHOP THE WEENIE.
its simple, girls find penis facinating i know my gf is always just hanging out with me nakid and she asks about it and plays with it their weird if you dont have one lol. no girls thick enough to try and turn you on by doing that shes just curious, try having a closer relationship where you can just hang out and laugh about stuff like that it doesnt have to be awkward :P
Most girls do it, honestly. It's usually a curiosity thing....we know how it feels when it's hard, we wonder what it feels like soft.
girls don't get the opportunity to play with dicks very often.
that just sounds like the best alarm clock i've ever heard of
i love playing with it when he's still asleep.. yum
I would LOVE to wake up to this. What's the problem?
when I want a guy to pounce, I just give him a swift ninja-chop to the wiener. Hiii-ya! Works every time.
cant say it hasnt happened to me
She was just waiting for you to wake up...Fuck awkward and start feeling her up. Go down on her or something. Jesus, a girl is playing with your cock and all you can think is 'awkward?' Grow some fucking balls you pussy.
maybe she was wondering how she woke up next to a dick that small
My gf does that shit to....so weird.
maybe his mom was looking for herps
MAybe she was trying to wake it up for some wake-up sex. Too bad your dick didn't get hard in the morning...
Thats what I was implying
Haha. Somebody Wants To Get Laid. :)
You are gayer than the days is long!
@ 2:43 LMAO, nice one!!!
To the OP (I'm in med school, btw) It seems like you've caught the ghey, a condition which makes you loose your sex drive temporarily and things such has hot chicks playing with your cock do not turn you on at all.
Don't worry though, as indicated this loss of sex drive is only temporary , you're in the transitionary phase of the ghey and soon you'll have it back...
.In an entirely different way, though........
3:11pm(3) yeah, if he wasn't a homo
6:23. Dont you mean.... Have it FROM the back? And i hear the ghey is deadly.
helloooo as a girl.... i find it kind of fun to flop a penis around
play with her titties a lil bit! jesusss
thats one of my favorite things to do.. but not someone i dont know very well
Almost as good as her playing with you and herself at the same time.
the awkward part was that it was a chic, he would preferred waking up to a dude playing with his dick
3:44, shut the fuck up. there are plenty of jersey girls you wish you could be able to get with but unfortunately, you'd never be able to and being ignorant definitely doesn't help your case.
i pictured this. i think it was that she was just wiggling it around. if a girls looking for morning sex, she needs to start sucking on it, or stroking it, or something.
Straight up, Jersey.
HAHAHA!! 6:09 I HEAR YOU!!! It's her saying wake up and you'll get some!!
penises are fascinating!
it's not weird to be playing with it but if she was drawing on it and dressing it up in little outfits then i'd be concerned.
did she finish the job??
@3:11pm(1) No. Total homo. Capital H homo. Homo with a bag of dicks stashed under his bed homo. Homo..... you get the idea.
HAHAHAHHAA HELICOPTER NOISES AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Imagine it the other way around. Imagine a guy playing with a girl's vagina, making a funny voice and moving the labia around so the lips were "talking."
what? you never play wit a girls titties/pussy while she is sleeping?
hahahaha, this is awesome
........ I have to make little penis outfits now.
maybe she was doing a bad job of waking it up and that was the awkward part.
playing with a penis is very entertaining
Maybe she was trying to get it hard to wake you up with head?
Hahaha I was the person who received this text. Solid.
3:02 - penises are indeed fascinating!! It's the saggy balls that look like hard-boiled eggs engulfed in wrinkly old-man skin that are a bit eerie....
6:23 i fucking love u!! ROTFL
I'm all for waking up my boyfriend with head, but swinging his dick around? Umm.
3:06- my boyfriend likes to make my vagina sing christmas carols.
maybe she was playing Need for Speed on manual??
Unless of course it's a friend who he wants to stay a friend....well then yeah. Awkward.
Awkward my ass. That rules.
*cough* HOMO! *cough*
not awkward! morning sex rocks!
she can play with that shit all she wants! i know i do! plus i would do the same to her!!
you were probably in NJ..trashy girls like that. makes sense
So true, hows it awkward when a chick is playing with your cock and balls
She should of started making helicopter noises when you woke up.