Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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