Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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