So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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