I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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