i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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