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  • 94 58
    Submitted by Jewinmyshoe on Jun 25, 11 at 2:24pm

    Blowjobs - providing the best apologies since man walked the earth.

  • 71 52
    Submitted by Deebo5050 on Jun 25, 11 at 2:14pm

    Straight action to counteract jail activities?

  • 54 49
    Submitted by naughtybody21 on Jun 27, 11 at 12:40pm

    in a heartbeat baby, but you have get someone else to make bail for you

  • 50 45
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 26, 11 at 9:39am

    This text gets a lot funnier once you realize that OP was arrested for sex with a minor. Specifically the minor he's texting this to.

  • 48 45
    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jun 25, 11 at 9:47pm

    OP is a dude!

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Kevin201 on Jun 25, 11 at 4:37pm

    'you' is a guy...haha

  • 46 53
    Submitted by stewie85 on Jun 25, 11 at 6:58pm

    No1 can get u arrested but yourself...

  • 43 73
    Submitted by explosion921 on Jun 26, 11 at 3:15am

    @deebo when only MEN walked on land?....