he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
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The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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