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  • 75 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:14am

    is it just me or are these texts getting a little ridiculous. it sounds like people are making shit up and trying way too hard to be funny.

  • 67 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:46pm

    What country part of town do u live in? Where raccoons just walk in outta nowhere?

  • 65 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:08pm

    its actually very possible...my mom has a pet raccoon and they do LOVE oreos...

  • 61 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:51pm

    haha kinda glad we dont have raccoons in aust after reading that

  • 64 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:18pm

    woohoo hampton roads!

  • 57 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:46am

    1014, they really are bad and entirely dumb when true, but it's still better then the ones at MLIA hands down

  • 59 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:50am

    Lol that's really funny my brothers friend had a pet raccoon and they named it shit head...it really liked shiny things but I don't recall it ever eating any Oreos???

  • 55 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 4:11am

    Haha good ol 757 =]

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:14pm

    that sounds like a hickory party up in this shit

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:14am

    Wow this is actually a really funny one from my area haha

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:32pm

    Hahaah it sounds like you had your own version of the hangover

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:39am

    It's from the advirtisment at the rose bowl during the game, go buckeyes , it was halarious

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:47pm

    Ugh it's so embarrassing to think that people sit around and make things up like this.

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:21am

    What's the difference between a raccoon and a tv? A lot.

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:48pm

    i've run into wild raccoons in my home, it's pretty much one of the scariest things ever. bad night.

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:51am

    holy shit i was actually at a rose bowl party in the 757...no raccoons though...whales...beached whales

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:23pm

    entirely possible depending on where you live (VA like the OP, or CO, MI, WA, WY, etc). and tell the OP how? alcohol, duh

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:43pm

    it says the op is from virginia. meaning theyre probablyyy not an oregon fan..so they like ohio state. so who gives a SHIT.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:54pm

    don't know about the OP but 3:23 is from CO

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:09am

    This is clearly a Text From This Morning. WTF

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:02pm

    This sounds like either Great Bridge or Suffolk. Country ass mothafuckas.

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:46am

    Oregon took it in the mouth, FWIW. Go tOSU!

  • 44 60
    Submitted by conorteague on Apr 28, 10 at 1:01am

    Screw the raccoon, I'm worried about the Oreos

  • 39 58
    Submitted by tj727 on Feb 9, 11 at 6:59pm

    Tell that bitch to get the fuck off your Oreos!!