He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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