he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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