im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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