1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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