Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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