Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Randomize