SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
My vagina just clenched in fear
I came so hard my ears popped.
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