I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
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I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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