i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
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You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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