I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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