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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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