Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I cut my penus on the lid.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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