I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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