Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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