i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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