I will die if light touches me.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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