Apparently you make a good broom.
one might say we're banned from that church
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
A Guy Sent A Woman What May Be The Craziest Breakup Text Ever
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
28 Completely Safe For Work Pictures Of Genitals
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?