when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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