Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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