I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
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Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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