I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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