I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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