Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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