your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
what day is it and did you see me today?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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